Ranting about Disney

In Beauty and the Beast, Gaston sings about how he's so strong, and juggles a bunch of eggs and drops them down his throat one by one. As they go down they make that distinct gulping noise that I love so much. All in all, we realized that without Disney movies to inspire and influence us, we wouldn't be who we are today. Without the Lion King we would have no pride, and would never be as determined to do whatever the hell we want. Without Snow White we wouldn't know how to clean. No A lice and Wonderland and we probably wouldn't even like tea. And without Aladdin, with Jasmine's bouncing cleavage, and the seductive subliminable messages, we would have no sexuality I'm sure. So, therefore, imaginations are clearly made of the Walt Disney magic we grew up with and admired.
-Ryanne Biggs